Oppo Rules:

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 12/17/2014 at 17:46 • Filed to: None

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Rule 1:

Rule 2: Rule 1

Rule 3: Rules 1 & 2

The end.

Cherry_man1 > TheHondaBro 12/17/2014 at 17:48

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Rule 1: Don't be a dick

Rule 2: See rule 1

Rule 3: Worship the BOSS 302 and MX-5.

That simple.

Gamecat235 > TheHondaBro 12/17/2014 at 17:49

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saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Cherry_man1 12/17/2014 at 17:49

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And tag posts NSFW if your boss would disapprove.

claramag, Mustaco Master > TheHondaBro 12/17/2014 at 17:50

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But what about Rule 0?

WHAT ABOUT RULE O

TheHondaBro > claramag, Mustaco Master 12/17/2014 at 17:51

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O Mighty MX5!

For Sweden > claramag, Mustaco Master 12/17/2014 at 17:52

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Rule O: RobertO

Cherry_man1 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 12/17/2014 at 17:52

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Lol BOSS 302 Approves all.

DoYouEvenShift > TheHondaBro 12/17/2014 at 17:54

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Lightning McQueen. Got it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TheHondaBro 12/17/2014 at 17:56

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I don't follow YOUR rules!

ly2v8-Brian > Cherry_man1 12/17/2014 at 17:57

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Worship a Mustang?

Cherry_man1 > ly2v8-Brian 12/17/2014 at 17:59

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Not just any mustang. The BOSS 302. Unless you wish to worship The Gran Torino? (Which the Dude drove. 1973 4 door)

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > TheHondaBro 12/17/2014 at 18:06

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Rule 1: Shame auto drivers.

Rule 2: Recommend Miatas to people looking for a practical vehicle.

Rule 3: Engage in occasional drama.

Tohru > TheHondaBro 12/17/2014 at 18:06

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1. Don't be a dick

2. Do NOT be a dick.

3. Miata is always the answer.

3.5. Panther is the next-best answer.

4. Oppo is sometimes a Miata circlejerk.

5. If you fuck with our cars, Oppo does not forgive and Oppo does not forget.

6. Oppo will always deliver.

7. There are no real rules about what's on-topic.

8. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

9. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.

10. You must have SR20 to prove your statement.

11. Post on Oppo, lurk on the Front Page.

12. Nothing is Sacred, not even the Miata.

13. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.

14. Always flag the spammers.

15. The more beautiful and pure a car is, the more satisfying it is to modify it.

16. A Miata is fine too.

17. One Miata leads to another.

18. There's still no replacement for displacement.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. Oppo sucks today.

21. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

22. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

23. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

(I do not have a 24-33 yet).

34. There is car porn of it. No exceptions.

35. If no car porn is found of it, it will be created.

36. No matter what car it is, there's a forum dedicated to it. No exceptions.

37. Even one positive comment about Japanese cars can make you a weeaboo.

38. Anything can be a meme.

ly2v8-Brian > Cherry_man1 12/17/2014 at 18:08

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No to Ford. Someone's got to do it.

Cherry_man1 > ly2v8-Brian 12/17/2014 at 18:11

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Excuse us?

ly2v8-Brian > Cherry_man1 12/17/2014 at 18:25

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That's nice. Good to see the money they gave those Brits and Shelby worked for them. Meanwhile GM Defense Engineers were at work at something a bit more interesting. A car for the moon.

Cherry_man1 > ly2v8-Brian 12/17/2014 at 19:00

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Neat

ly2v8-Brian > Cherry_man1 12/17/2014 at 19:14

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Just this year's champions and winners of key races.

Cherry_man1 > ly2v8-Brian 12/17/2014 at 19:44

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Sadly ford doesn't take photos like that.

TheOnelectronic > claramag, Mustaco Master 12/18/2014 at 01:48

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Careful, that Zeroth Law can be the Foundation of a very bad time.